Well, if you’re struggling for ideas, how about a tabula rasa? Johannes
    Schütz’s set, already seen at Oper Wuppertal last April, is a white cube.
    Four doors at the rear facilitate conveyor-belt entrances and exits. The
    cube is hoisted (upstairs/downstairs? - never mind that the soon-to-be-wed
    Figaro and Susanna have been bestowed a shabby garret room by the
    Count 
), and lowered. It’s washed with a lurid Kermit-green glow in Act 3,
    then swathed in bubble-gum pink. Confused and anxious protagonists,
    red-stockinged domestics and straight-backed valets traverse the space
    beneath, disappear behind, climb stairwells to the back doors, and - in the
    case of a panicking Cherubino - jump from its heights onto a gymnastics
    crash-mat, figuratively trampling gardener Antonio’s roses.
    So, Hill-Gibbins wanted to avoid ‘grand ideas about setting, design or
    supplementary action’. That’s all well and good - perhaps, very good. We
    don’t need a sumptuous architectural embodiment of the
    Enlightenment ethos (such as
    
        David McVicar’s ROH production
    
    marvellously supplies); nor the sort of Minotaur mazing and mythic meddling
    in which ENO’s last Figaro (
    
        Fiona Shaw's 2011 production
    
    , now presumably dead and buried) indulged. But, theatre does engage all
    the senses, and opera-theatre is as much about what we see as what we hear.
    The problem with Hill-Gibbins’ blank canvas is that it eradicates all
    context to the point that each and every of the characters might as well be
    Everyman Anywhere. Neither the historical droit de seigneur nor
    our own #MeToo register - no bad thing, perhaps, but how are we to
    empathise with these characters if they are just emblematic panto types
    scampering round, up and below a white shoe-box?
 Johnathan McCullough (The Count).  Photo credit: Marc Brenner.
 Johnathan McCullough (The Count).  Photo credit: Marc Brenner.
    And, given the simplicity (to the point of non-existence) of the design,
    the actual execution of the drama is quite often fussy and overly busy. I
    had my teeth gritted during the Overture as the doors were flung open,
    characters posed for Instagram-ready selfies, and then dashed and
disappeared, only to reappear ad infinitum. “It’s notBluebeard!” I wanted to shout. I could take a little    commedia dell’arte ‘knowingness’, but the metatheatre quickly
    began to grate. So, Figaro’s resolve to outwit the Count, ‘Se vuol ballare
    signor contino’, witnesses the ritual dressing of the Count, with valets
    shuffling in with shoes and jacket, and Figaro himself adorning the
    over-ardent aristo with a garish neck-tie. Cherubino’s ‘Non so più’ is
    accompanied by a cartoonish door-opening slide show of the lives and loves
    of the opera’s sex-obsessed men and women. Then, there’s the problem of
    what’s ‘missing’ in this white vacuum: where’s the chair in which Cherubino
    is to hide when caught in Susanna’s room, for example? The doors which
    might be useful in emphasising the faux gentility/real poison of the
    Marcellina/Susanna duet, are less effective intrigues of the pivotal Act 1
    Trio.
    I was irritated most when the ‘comedy’ contradicted the music. In ‘Voi, che
    sapete’ Cherubino is misguided, perhaps, but utterly sincere. This is not
    the place for a boppy jive in which the Countess and Susanna join a ditzy
    adolescent in shoulder-waggling and elbow-churning. And why, if the opera
    is, as Hill-Gibbons professes to believe, about ‘character and
    relationships’, does he so often position duetting characters at opposite
    ends of the white cube in alienation and isolation, as they clutch and tug
    at the unforgiving and ungiving walls? Why does Act 2 end with some surreal
    body stroking and writhing? Why, if ‘supplementary action always feels
    superfluous’ according to our director, does the Countess have to undergo
    silent agonies in the suspended cube during the duet for the Count and
    Susanna at the start of Act 3? ‘[I]t wouldn’t work to add more
    ornamentation or decoration on top’, says Hill-Gribbins. Quite.
 Colin Judson (Don Basilio), Louise Alder (Susanna), Johnathan McCullough (The Count).  Photo credit: Marc Brenner.
 Colin Judson (Don Basilio), Louise Alder (Susanna), Johnathan McCullough (The Count).  Photo credit: Marc Brenner.
    Thank goodness for some truly marvellous singing. Louise Alder’s Susanna is
    simply sublime. She nails the comedic mischief with a down-to-earth,
    no-nonsense realism that overcomes every directorial artifice. She’s pert
    and punchy, sometimes literally as Figaro finds to his peril, but also
    absolutely transcendent in Act 4’s ‘Deh vieni’: this aria was an absolute
    show-stopper. Despite being dressed in a hideously ugly shirt and then
    forced to don a Jimmy Krankie-style ‘military uniform’, Hanna Hipp shines
    as Cherubino. Elizabeth Watts isn’t necessarily a very sympathetic
    Countess, but given the way the production distances her, that’s perhaps not her fault, and she
    certainly has the technical command to convince if not beguile.
 Rowan Pierce (Barbarina), Hanna Hipp (Cherubino).  Photo credit: Marc Brenner.
 Rowan Pierce (Barbarina), Hanna Hipp (Cherubino).  Photo credit: Marc Brenner.
    Božidar Smiljanić is a strong presence as Figaro, balancing wile,
    willingness and affection with well-projected, warm-toned candour.
    Johnathan McCullough’s Count has just the right mix of menace and misguided
    maladroitness. Colin Judson’s oleaginous Don Basilio - a sleaze ball in
    silk - made my skin creep, which is just as it should be! Judson - slathered
    in a the trademark suntan of the ‘orange people’ - demonstrated terrific
    diction and a wonderfully pertinent tonal nasality. I found Andrew Shore’s
    Bartolo far too burlesque: ‘La vendetta’, too slow and exaggerated, was a
    wobbly hoot. And, Clive Bayley’s Antonio did not venture beyond ‘stock’
    clumsiness, though there was nothing wrong with that.
 Božidar Smiljanić (Figaro).  Photo credit: Marc Brenner.
Božidar Smiljanić (Figaro).  Photo credit: Marc Brenner.
    Susan Bickley made Marcellina a character we could love rather than loathe,
    and to have Rowan Pierce in the role of Barbarina was an absolute joy: we
    cannot have to wait long for her Susanna, surely?
    Kevin John Edusei made his debut in the pit. I wasn’t especially impressed.
    The tempi didn’t settle, too often stage and band were adrift (the raised
    cube probably didn’t help), and there was frequently a lack of clarity from
    the small orchestral forces. The continuo ensemble was, however, terrific.
    At the close, the Count found himself excluded from the party as the
    production-defining doors slammed in his face. A metaphor perhaps for the
    doors that will surely close on the capital’s cultural life in the coming
    weeks. You’d better catch this Figaro while you can.
    Claire Seymour
    Figaro - Božidar Smiljanić, Susanna - Louise Alder, Count Almaviva -
    Johnathan McCullough, Countess - Elizabeth Watts, Cherubino - Hanna Hipp,
    Marcellina - Susan Bickley, Dr Bartolo - Andrew Shore, Barbarina - Rowan
    Pierce, Don Basilio/Don Curzio - Colin Judson, Antonio - Clive Bayley;
    Director - Joe Hill-Gibbins, Conductor - Kevin John Edusei, Set Designer -
    Johannes Schütz, Lighting Designer - Matthew Richardson, Costume Designer -
    Astrid Klein, Movement Director - Jenny Ogilvie, Chorus and Orchestra of
    English National Opera.
    English National Opera, London Coliseum; Saturday 14th March
    2020.